Nosferatu

A colleague today brought in a heart rate monitor that fits on a finger.  Apparently I have a resting heart rate of 59 beats per minute, lower than everybody else in the office.  And almost on a level with an athlete (see chart on this page http://www.netfit.co.uk/fitness/test/resting-heart-rate.htm, I'm nearly 50). As I am clearly not an athlete, I think this may mean that I am one of the undead.